Friday, July 6, 2007

Tweetle Beetles (or: bed-time story)

What do you know | about tweetle beetles? | well... |||| When tweetle beetles fight, | it's called | a tweetle beetle battle. || And when they | battle in a puddle, | it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle. || AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, | they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle. | AND... || When beetles battle beetles | in a puddle paddle battle | and the beetle battle puddle | is a puddle in a bottle... || ...they call this | a tweetle beetle | bottle puddle | paddle battle muddle. | AND... | When beetles | fight these battles | in a bottle | with their paddles | and the bottle's | on a poodle | and the poodle's | eating noodles... || ...they call this | a muddle puddle | tweetle poodle | beetle noodle | bottle paddle battle. | AND... || Now wait a minute | Mr. Socks Fox! || When a fox is | in the bottle where | the tweetle beetles battle | with their paddles in a puddle | on a noodle-eating poodle. | THIS is what they call... || ...a tweetle beetle | noodle poodle | bottle paddled | muddled duddled | fuddled wuddled | fox in socks, sir! || Fox in socks, | our game us done, sir. | Thank you for a lot of fun, sir. |||

2 comments:

bk said...

Ouch!! I think I had an stroke at the 4th line. My eyeball has a pulse. Where did you find this?

keren said...

oops, i forgot the credit! how rude of me.
it's dr. seuss, fox in socks